The Unpopular Opinions of a Post-Modern Prep

saltmarshhag:

bb-goose:

coldbitterness:

zjemptv:

ryking:

I contacted the clinic because I felt it needed to know how dangerous you are. If you’re telling the truth about the clinic being aware of your troubling behavior (which, given how often you’ve lied about me, is doubtful), then it’s only matter of time, then, before one of their clients pay the price for the clinic’s irresponsibility.

Shorter Ryking: “PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF YOUR UPRAISED MITTEN”

This fucking shitstain of a man

Ryking take yourself to the clinic and abort yourself, let no mitten stand in your way

look at this guy

no seriously tumblr look at this guy

Wow. This guy is doing the Flounce on fucking Expert Mode.

Because obviously a mitten is a declaration of war. Don’t you know that right after this photograph was taken, she marched herself right over to those poor, defenseless people and BEAT THEM WITH IT TIL THEY SQUEALED.
And NOW THEY WANT REVENGE!
Obviously.
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But this little turtle-turd up-thread, the one with the name like the pokemon no-one ever loved, is trying to smear shit irl?
Un. be. liev.able.
Look, buddy. You were some measure of internet!famous, which is a little bit like being a fart in a bathtub. You can make a stink but no-one cares. You edit the tags on tumblr, which will contribute approximately a metric fuck-tonne of nothing to the betterment of humanity.
Having said that, you should be ashamed of yourself. You’re not, obviously, because you’re so myopic that you make fruit-flies look like Galileo, but seriously.

The only redeeming factor in your frankly fucking appalling behaviour is that one day, your eventual descendants will look back into the Internet Way Back machine and see that you are an embarrassment to their name.

(Source: stfuconservatives)