a tumblr valentines poem:
roses are red
violets are blue
Valentines day is a corporate holiday, that appropriates the name of an important christian figure, created by white heterosexual cismales to stomp on the proletariat and force their sick backward gender roles down my throat
CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE YOU SCUM BAG FUCKING CUNT BEFORE YOU FUFCKING DARE THINK ABOUT GIVING ME A BOUQUET OF ROSES WHICH WERE PROBABLY GLUED TOGETHER BY TAIWANESE ORPHANS YOU SICK FUCK
Almost flawless but no Tumblr SJ blogger would ever come down this hard in favour of Christianity.
yes, that is the flaw, and they’d probably use ‘douchecanoe’ instead of cunt, but then some of the worst ones use the c word when ‘triggered’
Or when fighting against people that they feel are in some way simultaneously oppressive and lesser-than. Unpopular/little name bloggers come to mind.
(via 18brumaire)
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fucking nailed it
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poem was lovely, though.
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Lol. Although I do hate Valentine’s Day. Mainly because I’m a cynical fuck who probably will never be happy for more...
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I think Valentine’s Day is kinda hilarious, when all’s said and done. Also, look, more whining, sniveling, and stamping...
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Valentine’s Day’s liturgical history is actually hilarious, because we don’t know which of the 14 unimportant saints...
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